Thursday, January 7, 2010

Watchmen

I know this is an old movie, but I just started this blog and I need to go on a rant about it. Watchmen, good enough movie, a little long. Its from some comic, I dont know anything about this particular comic, but it was an alright movie. My complaint is this--you have an extremely powerful guy that glows blue and can do all kinds of shit with his mind. He doesn't want to wear a uniform, fine I understand. I know he's so powerful, he can wear whatever the hell he wants. Ok, I understand. But for the love of god, when you are making the movie, dont say, "hey lets make him have no clothes whatsoever." Why would you take extra time to include his glowing blue penis, when you could just as easily cover it up. He is a cartoon glowing thing. Why is it necessary to show his penis? Not needed at all. Next time, please give him some clothes. Every superhero needs a uniform. Even he-man covered his johnson, although barely, but it was covered. Less glowing blue dong, more underwear.

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