The not so superbowl

So, like the picture says, I need an explanation for this. The superbowl commercials are supposed to be the best commercials of all time. Well they just plain out fucking sucked. As a nation, has our sense of humor degraded to the stupid mindless shit we were subjected to during the game? The only time I laughed is when I saw my penis. Seriously, who comes up with this shit? And the game sucked too. Haha Peyton Manning, you fucked up.

I HAVE PROOF

You can very plainly see her manhood flapping in the wind. I hope she has a license to carry that weapon.

WTF?

Ok, pina coladas are awesome. In fact, usually anything with coconut on it is good.
Why then does coconut milk taste like piss, and the flesh part taste equally like piss?

Let's talk about Haiti

Your gonna call me a prick for this, but heres my piece on Haiti. Yes, it was a tragedy, yes it sucks, and yes I do feel bad for those who were affected by it. But I just want to make this point. We offered our total and complete support to Haiti, thats all well and good, but did anyone offer us support when the World Trade Center was bombed? No. They all said, "Oh that sucks, we will pray for you," but at the end of the day it was our own people who dug through the rubble to save other people of this nation. Haiti didnt care when we faced a disaster. Look at Katrina also, no one offered any help. Hell, we didnt even get there until it was way to late but thats a different story. My point is this, we spend tax money to send aid to those down there, so quit asking for donations, because the tax money we pay is the donation. Try spending the money here in our country, give homes to the homeless, medicine to the sick, support for orphans. Bottom line: charity begins at home.

Adam Lambert

Recently, I saw on youtube, a video of adam lambert doing a cover of Johnny Cash's ring of fire. I have to say, that as a Johnny Cash fan, he ruined the song. He flat out ruined it. He knows nothing about music, he was handed a contract, he didnt earn it. He impressed the teeny boppers of america, ooh hard to do. Thankfully, he will only have his 15 minutes of fame, he deserves much less. Especially to ruin a classic song. Also, I saw about 20 seconds of a cover he did of tears for fears, mad world. This version was actually ok I cant hate on it too bad. But did anyone ever notice that he sounds alot like the old pedophile herbert from family guy?

Kinda serious

Sorry, but I am going to be somewhat serious for a minute. Not like anyone reads this anyway but, yeah. So I've been a fan of Howard Stern for years, and after Jackie Martling left the show, Artie Lange took over. I've been a huge fan of Artie ever since. Well recently, it came out in the news that Artie attempted suicide by stabbing himself nine times. He survived luckily. This sucks, because Artie is a really funny guy, he just has alot of troubles like most of do. I hope he gets over this and gets himself healthy again. Thats my word.

Why so much weiner?

My last post kinda brings me to this post. And basically, it is a simple question. My question is this; why will they show a mans penis in a movie, but they will not show a vagina? Its a good question. Im sure you have watched a movie and boom! weiner, you say to yourself, "oh man that sucks, I dont want to see a weiner." How many times have you watched a movie and saw a vagina? I mean the entire vagina, not just a girl standing there with no bottom on? Exactly. Hollywood shows too much dong, not enough vag. What a world.