Hello and welcome the offical blog of Unhappy Dude. The thoughts of an unhappy prick. The random thoughts of an unhappy prick. A blog for the unhappy prick in all of us. I will offer stories, they may be funny, sad, pathetic, whatever. And even tips for those less fortunate then me (poor bastards.) For example, next time you feel lonely, sit on your left hand for 10 minutes, wait til it falls asleep, then wack off with no feeling in your hand. It will feel like someone else is jerking your penis off. This is why its called the stranger. Some of you may have heard of this tactic, but have you tried it? Its the new year, get out there and jerk off in new ways.
Til next time,
Mr. Unhappy Dude
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